My Random Opinions

If anyone is interested in knowing me deeper (yes, you) then there are some opinions I hold that make me unique.
These opinions act in such a way because my view is typically different from most on a few certain topics. The following is a random collage of thoughts held by me, the white d-mac (Darren McFadden beat me out for the title of the black d-mac).

1. Coldplay sucks because Chris Martin doesn't sing very well. Not because he can't, but he chooses not to. Don't believe me? The next time you see someone choking in a restaraunt, tell me his cries for dear life don't sound like Apple's father crooning "Nobody said it was easy"

2. Scarlet Johansson: not that hot! No, I don't think she's ugly, or even unattractive. I just don't find myself pursuing girls who look like they've been on an episode of Cops screaming for their alimony check. That's an extreme over-exaggeration, she's ok.

3. Rocky V was a pretty good movie. I don't have much to back this up, but Rocky's character is a natural choice to get into a back-ally brawl.

4. Kill Bill is possibly the worst movie made. Kill Bill vol. 2 is a close second, I'm sure, but I must confess I never finished either.

5. Jerry Seinfeld is not funny. And on that note, Elaine's character is possibly TV's most annoying feminine presence of all time.

6. The best kind of weather is very cloudy, cold, windy, and drizzly.

7. Vince Young will NOT succeed in the NFL in the long run. Oh sure, he had a great rookie season---FOR A ROOKIE WHO NO TEAM HAS SEEN BEFORE THIS SEASON!!! Trust me, he's way, way overrated.

8. David Letterman, even on his best day, will never be a better late night talk show host than Jay Leno or Conan O'Brien. Its not that he's not funny, but mainly because of his idiot band leader, Paul Whats-his-face.

9. Potato salad is better served hot. In fact, I can only eat it when served hot. If any of you are ever in the Capitol Bistro, order the "D-style" potato salad. That mean's you want it microwaved. So far, I've only gotten one other person to try it. But it will catch on. Oh yes, it will catch on.