I.R.Stealing my money!!!

Well, let's just say I am much more poor than I was last week. Although I do not owe Uncle Sam anything until April 15th, a part of me died as I heard this tragic news.

Just another great reminder to not get too comfortable here. This world is not my home. I am just passing through...

...but I wish I could pass through on someone else's gas expense!

My Funny Valentine

What? Me, not get a valentine? Please! As you can see, I did quite well for myself this past holiday. Yes, there I am, holding a valentine. My valentine. The contents made me laugh, so I call it my funny valentine. Like the song, you see.

Why does it say "To: Mr. Daniel" on the front you might ask. Well that's what I haven't told you yet. I-uh...well I didn't get a valentine from a girl per say. Wait-no, I did. I did, in fact I received it from two girls. Yeah, it was from two girls. And their brother. All of whom were under the age of 7.

Ok, the truth is it was from some awesome kids in my church. The inside had a Mr. Potato Head Pirate, so Joey, the brother, told his mom, "We have to get this one for Mr. Daniel. He needs a pirate." And I did. I did need a pirate, and now I have one, thanks to Joey, Jessica, and Christina.

Hope everyone else's V-day was as good as mine. If anyone has any good stories from their holiday, let me know.

Its a bird...Its a plane...no--its a moron!

So I watched Michael Moore on Larry King Live this week. I've always heard of him as a propaganda master with too much time on his hands. But his latest movie "SICKO" was all about how screwed up our health care system is, so I was willing to give him an open ear.

That's before he made the following statement:

"We are one of the only sophisticated countries in the world to not have universal health care. And its not like we couldn't do it. It would run just like our social security system."

What an idiot! If he would have watched the very network he was appearing on, he would realize that our social security system might not exist in the next 20 years. If that's how the government will dictate the type of health coverage the American people will have, forget it!

I should be congratulated. I've successfully found the only entity that makes less sense than universal health care.

(I'll give you a hint: its the buffoon-looking-gentleman at the top of the page)

Too Busy Right Now

Didn't you read the title? But I'll be back soon. I promise...